suck-o.com

Where could i get one... I found some on google but it's free for basic command and then you have to send a certain ammount of money to be able to use other command like telnet...

What would you suggest?

try http://www.ductape.net/~mitja/freeunix.shtml
Free Shell Accounts. you mite find some in there.

Nice post kip! Thanks for the link.