The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie¢s in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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how about change out your roomates deoderant with a block of cream cheese.. pour a whole thing of eyedrops out into their beer, scrub your balls with their toothbrush, there are a bunch, i guess it depends on how gritty you want to get or how much you hate the other person lol
but yeah.. i can see a divorced barbie on shelfs as sad as that is.. it would probuly sell out in the US
how about change out your roomates deoderant with a block of cream cheese.. pour a whole thing of eyedrops out into their beer, scrub your balls with their toothbrush, there are a bunch, i guess it depends on how gritty you want to get or how much you hate the other person lol
but yeah.. i can see a divorced barbie on shelfs as sad as that is.. it would probuly sell out in the US
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