Motherfucking neighbours

Still_Learning · Post by **Still_Learning** » 30 Nov 2008, 13:08

cats wrote:
Still_Learning wrote: another idea; slap a gay pride bumper sticker on the persons car.. all the neighbors wont know what to think after hearing all those weird sounds the night before haha
heh, not a good idea. I have a few friends who swing the other way, and I doubt they take kindly to jokes like that ^^

And also I don't have any stickers like that : /

I'm sure you can find one somewhere.. goto a porn store or order one on-line. I do not have any gay friends, the only way is if im forced to interact with one at work or something. Girl-on-Girl is cool though, im down with the lezbos or bi-girls.. very cool

Post by **bad_brain** » 30 Nov 2008, 13:20

nah, a "gay pride" sticker would simply provoke too less reactions by the people.....homosexuality is nothing shocking anymore.
I would recommend a "I hate children" or "I love Hitler" one...much better....

rhysh · Post by **rhysh** » 30 Nov 2008, 17:59

put a potato in the exhaust pipe,itl blow the engin,or better yet put a hose up the exhaust pip,and turn it on,put this way

1litre of water=no working car for 2 days
2litre of water=no working car for 3-5 days
anymore water than above=no working car without a new motor probably

oh,make sure you add some sal to that,just wash it up the exhaust pipe

oh and dw,it will only cause the car to rust from the inside to the hood,lol

if u wanna cause some shit,make a sign or fake buisness cards and post em everywhere in letter boxes,announcement boards at shops,every where

make them say this

.:: BUYING CHILD PORN MAGS::.

WILL BUY AT ANY PRICE
CALL ME AND MAKE AN OFFER @ #NUMBER_GOES_HERE
DELIVER TO ADDRESS_GOES_HERE

THEN THE COPS SHLD BE AROUND THERE 2 DAYS LATER RAIDING THERE HOUSE :LOL:

ANYWAYS GD LUCK WITH THESE FUCKWITS

ah fuck i left caps lock on but cant be bothered to correct it..just ignore the caps style

Still_Learning · Post by **Still_Learning** » 30 Nov 2008, 18:14

hahaha

wow , yeah that brings it to a whole 'nother level, great idea! haha

you could also find a picture of him photoshop to look like a mugshot then post them all around the neighborhood with something very mean for the charge "rape of boy underage of 12" or something, reward 10,000$ call.. 1-555-

that would really fuck them over... but i dont think just loud noise for one night would constitute something like that being done to them. I know you could, but that would be really , really fucked up lol

that would have to be a last step resort, if the punching in the face, gay / heil hitler bumper sticker / piss smell in the car / potatoe in tailpipe, ect.. did not work

rhysh · Post by **rhysh** » 03 Dec 2008, 08:47

oh dw,the hose always works,look at this way

just some moisture in the engine causes it to be very difficult to start,imaging having over 2000 x that

1 litre could really just desroy the the engine,depends how quick they get it out,or it dires out what ever

and yeah sl i like ur idea with the wanted thing

Post by **DNR** » 03 Dec 2008, 11:18

The legal issues involved, the possible 'ethinic harrassment' complaints, all mean you want to make this mission as covert as possible. Posting pictures and phone/address would be just as bad as destroying their car. Both can net you civil as well as criminal penalties. When I posted the old piss in the airvent trick, it was just to simulate people to think outside the box. The idea is the vehicle is ripe for many tricks if you just know how the car works.

I used to live in a apartment. The cheap rent is the trade off for dealing with people smoking nasty cigs in the hallway, leaving their laundry in the washer/dryer overnight, slamming doors, fighting or loud parties. I had to deal with people in my parking space. I found that having the rep of a tough-motherfucker works on at least minimizing the damages. I know when I stuck my head out my door and yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" people did.
We did have the police come out to the apt, not called by me, and not called on me. Landlords don't like police visits, repeated visits look bad and the city council can shut down the place or impose fees.

The best place I ever lived was in a warehouse out in the boonies.

DNR

rhysh · Post by **rhysh** » 04 Dec 2008, 00:12

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The best place I ever lived was in a warehouse out in the boonies.

thatd be cool

but whats boonies?

Still_Learning · Post by **Still_Learning** » 04 Dec 2008, 10:10

rhysh wrote:
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The best place I ever lived was in a warehouse out in the boonies. 
thatd be cool

but whats boonies?

the boonies is the country where there is nothing around

Post by **DNR** » 04 Dec 2008, 10:11

It means out in the rural countryside - boonies is short for boondocks, even more confusing as we have no boons nor docks.

DNR

rhysh · Post by **rhysh** » 04 Dec 2008, 21:03

lol ok,maybe that warehouse isnt so fun now

lol

Still_Learning · Post by **Still_Learning** » 04 Dec 2008, 22:00

rhysh wrote:lol ok,maybe that warehouse isnt so fun now

lol

I used to help run a rave at a warehouse in the boondocks, top DJ's from local radio stations, pulled all kind of coochie from those events, but they started getting hot, one day they got raided and owner got caught with like 15 guns and rifles, and a bunch of X. (frontpage news) I had no idea about what kind of stuff was going around in the club,. i was mostly in the DJ booth or VIP room

the reason why it was so great is because there was no neighbors to complain on the noise, we had like 5 acres of warehouse land to funk with,
chargeing 15$ a person for admission

Post by **ayu** » 09 Dec 2008, 01:32

/begin anger

Seriously, I woke up last night because the neighbours were screaming and laughing like fucking HELL, and, me + no sleep = REALLY pissed of motherfucker ... so I took some clothes on, went out, knocked on their door, and with the dumbest puppy eyes this dude and chick in my age opens up, and I say "Do you know what the time is? .... can you be QUIET?! I have to get up early tomorrow!!", and they're like "w..we're sorry, it wont happen again", do you think they calmed down? .... not really, but I was too tired to go in again.

And then TODAY, I wake up at 07:30 (I planned to sleep until 09:30 today) because some...fucking... IDIOT... thought that it would be a GREAT idea to DRILL IF A FUCKING CONCRETE WALL, I swear to God that someone is going to get hurt soon >_<

/end of anger

Post by **bad_brain** » 09 Dec 2008, 05:05

next time this happens in the night don't hesitate to call the cops, tell them to come to YOUR apartment first, so they can hear by themselves......"normal" people like us, with a minimum sense of social behavior, usually hesitate to involve the cops because they fear to "have trouble with the neighbors" but tend to forget that THEY cause trouble already.
my experience has shown that it's pointless to knock at the door of such morons repeatedly, such people have to be trained like doggies.....if your doggie pees on your carpet you give him a slap with a rolled up newspaper and he will not do it again because he knows it will have consequences, and idiotic neighbors have to understand that their behavior also has consequences.

Post by **DNR** » 09 Dec 2008, 10:22

Man Cats, you bring back my bad memories of living in an apartment.
The whole building I lived in was bad, slamming doors, loud talking in the hallways, loud TVs etc. The way I fought it was by being rude and yelling, with a little support from management. I had to cultivate an atmosphere of fear - so people would decide it was in their best interest not to fuck with me. Your cheap apartment rent is the cost of putting up with noisy neighbors.

DNR

Post by **ayu** » 09 Dec 2008, 10:26

DNR wrote:Your cheap apartment rent is the cost of putting up with noisy neighbors.

DNR

haha amen to that ^^