The 100 Essentials

[floodhound2]

As Geeks we are expected to have a certain set of skills that the majority of the population does not possess. This list is by no means complete, but I think it is a good sample of the skills required to be a true geek.

1. Properly secure a wireless router.
2. Crack the WEP key on a wireless router.
3. Leech Wifi from your neighbor.
4. Screw with Wifi leeches.
5. Setup and use a VPN.
6. Work from home or a coffee shop as effectively as you do at the office.
7. Wire your own home with Ethernet cable.
8. Turn a web camera into security camera.
9. Use your 3G phone as a Wi-Fi access point.
10. Understand what “There’s no Place Like 127.0.0.1” means.
11. Identify key-loggers.
12. Properly connect a TV, Tivo, XBox, Wii, and Apple TV so they all work together with the one remote.
13. Program a universal remote.
14. Swap out the battery on your iPod/iPhone.
15. Benchmark Your Computer
16. Identify all computer components on sight.
17. Know which parts to order from NewEgg.com, and how to assemble them into a working PC.
18. Troubleshoot any computer/gadget problem, over the phone.
19. Use any piece of technology intuitively, without instruction or prior knowledge.
20. How to irrecoverably protect data.
21. Recover data from a dead hard drive.
22. Share a printer between a Mac and a PC on a network.
23. Install a Linux distribution. (Hint: Ubuntu 9.04 is easier than installing Windows)
24. Remove a virus from a computer.
25. Dual (or more) boot a computer.
26. Boot a computer off a thumb drive.
27. Boot a computer off a network drive.
28. Replace or repair a laptop keyboard.
29. Run more than two monitors on a single computer.
30. Successfully disassemble and reassemble a laptop.
31. Know at least 10 software easter eggs off the top of your head.
32. Bypass a computer password on all major operating systems. Windows, Mac, Linux
33. Carrying a computer cleaning arsenal on your USB drive.
34. Bypass content filters on public computers.
35. Protect your privacy when using a public computer.
36. Surf the web anonymously from home.
37. Buy a domain, configure bind, apache, MySQL, php, and Wordpress without Googling a how-to.
38. Basic *nix command shell knowledge with the ability to edit and save a file with vi.
39. Create a web site using vi.
40. Transcode a DVD to play on a portable device.
41. Hide a file in an image using steganography.
42. Knowing the answer to life, the universe and everything.
43. Share a single keyboard and mouse between multiple computers without a KVM switch.
44. Google obscure facts in under 3 searches. Bonus point if you can use I Feel Lucky.
45. Build amazing structures with LEGO and invent a compelling back story for the creation.
46. Understand that it is LEGO, not Lego, Legos, or Lego’s.
47. Build a two story house out of LEGO, in monochrome, with a balcony.
48. Construct a costume for you or your kid out of scraps, duct tape, paper mâché, and imagination.
49. Be able to pick a lock.
50. Determine the combination of a Master combination padlock in under 10 minutes.
51. Assemble IKEA furniture without looking at the instructions. Bonus point if you don’t have to backtrack.
52. Use a digital SLR in full manual mode.
53. Do cool things to Altoids tins.
54. Be able to construct paper craft versions of space ships.
55. Origami! Bonus point for duct tape origami. (Ductigami)
56. Fix anything with duct tape, chewing gum and wire.
57. Knowing how to avoid being eaten by a grue.
58. Know what a grue is.
59. Understand where XYZZY came from, and have used it.
60. Play any SNES game on your computer through an emulator.
61. Burn the rope.
62. Know the Konami code, and where to use it.
63. Whistle, hum, or play on an iPhone, the Cantina song.
64. Learning to play the theme songs to the kids favorite TV shows.
65. Solve a Rubik’s Cube.
66. Calculate THAC0.
67. Know the difference between skills and traits.
68. Explain special relativity in terms an eight-year-old can grasp.
69. Recite pi to 10 places or more.
70. Be able to calculate tip and split the check, all in your head.
71. Explain that the colours in a rainbow are roygbiv.
72. Understand the electromagnetic spectrum – xray, uv, visible, infrared, microwave, radio.
73. Know the difference between radiation and radioactive contamination.
74. Understand basic electronics components like resistors, capacitors, inductors and transistors.
75. Solder a circuit while bottle feeding an infant. (lead free solder please.)
76. The meaning of technical acronyms.
77. The coffee dash, blindfolded (or blurry eyed). Coffee <brew> [cream] [sugar]. In under a minute.
78. Build a fighting robot.
79. Program a fighting robot.
80. Build a failsafe into a fighting robot so it doesn’t kill you.
81. Be able to trace the Fellowship’s journey on a map of Middle Earth.
82. Know all the names of the Dwarves in The Hobbit.
83. Understand the difference between a comic book and a graphic novel.
84. Know where your towel is and why it is important.
85. Re-enact the parrot sketch.
86. Know the words to The Lumberjack Song.
87. Reciting key scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
88. Be able to recite at least one Geek Movie word for word.
89. Know what the 8th Chevron does on a Stargate and how much power is required to get a lock.
90. Be able to explain why it’s important that Han shot first.
91. Know why it is just wrong for Luke and Leia to kiss.
92. Stop talking Star Wars long enough to get laid.
93. The ability to name actors, characters and plotlines from the majority of sci-fi movies produced since 1968.
94. Cite Mythbusters when debunking a myth or urban legend.
95. Sleep with a Cricket bat next to your bed.
96. Have a documented plan on what to do during a zombie or robot uprising.
97. Identify evil alternate universe versions of friends, family, co-workers or self.
98. Be able to convince TSA that the electronic parts you are carrying are really not a threat to passengers.
99. Talk about things that aren’t tech related.
100. Get something on the front page of Digg.

[ph0bYx]

I nominate this post for a sticky

[lilrofl]

Quite a list for sure, it leaves me thinking HELL YEAH IT'S LEGO!!

[leetnigga]

That's a cool list. It's funny.

69. Recite pi to 10 places or more.

[DNR]

61. Burn the rope. Not what you thought - (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Have_to_Burn_the_Rope" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

88. Be able to recite at least one Geek Movie word for word.
"Do you want to play a game?"
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"All I am offering .. is the truth neo..."
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"ARF! ARF! GOTCHA"
(EGABTR from 1985. Disguised as a graphics utility, EGABTR spread by email, wiped out everything on a victim's hard disk, and left only the message, "Arf, arf, Gotcha!" on the screen. "ARF" may also serve double duty as a reference to the German hacker group "Asoziale Randgruppe Frankfurt". )

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Nice list, but a true geek would not use it - he has his own..

DNR

[crashacid]

Nice list, but a true geek would not use it - he has his own..

DNR

i agree

[bad_brain]

darn...still a lot missing for me, and some will be never done...

9. Use your 3G phone as a Wi-Fi access point.
12. Properly connect a TV, Tivo, XBox, Wii, and Apple TV so they all work together with the one remote.
14. Swap out the battery on your iPod/iPhone
32. Bypass a computer password on all major operating systems. Windows, Mac, Linux

no way for those, I simply hate Apple.

31. Know at least 10 software easter eggs off the top of your head.

hm, the only one that I never forget is "apt-get moo"

47. Build a two story house out of LEGO, in monochrome, with a balcony.

too late, and I refuse to buy some now...

50. Determine the combination of a Master combination padlock in under 10 minutes.
54. Be able to construct paper craft versions of space ships.
55. Origami! Bonus point for duct tape origami. (Ductigami)
62. Know the Konami code, and where to use it
69. Recite pi to 10 places or more.
70. Be able to calculate tip and split the check, all in your head.

75. Solder a circuit while bottle feeding an infant. (lead free solder please.)

any (sexy) chick can feel free to support me with that...

78. Build a fighting robot.
79. Program a fighting robot.
80. Build a failsafe into a fighting robot so it doesn’t kill you.
81. Be able to trace the Fellowship’s journey on a map of Middle Earth.
82. Know all the names of the Dwarves in The Hobbit.

89. Know what the 8th Chevron does on a Stargate and how much power is required to get a lock.

sorry, but to me Stargate is: boooring...

95. Sleep with a Cricket bat next to your bed.

no cricket here, does a machete count too? if yes: passed.

98. Be able to convince TSA that the electronic parts you are carrying are really not a threat to passengers.
100. Get something on the front page of Digg.

[Broken Angel]

Hmmm... when i look at it its awesome but then DNR said it right....

fanks for the contri mate... it can always go to the sticky...! atleast wanna be geek can have an idea of what he might have to deal with

[Lyecdevf]

5. Setup and use a VPN.

I am working on this at the moment. Is it going to make me a true geek than?

[Broken Angel]

^^ nah it wont. it will help u loads thou... i too did it like a month ago and it was fun thou i had to use entire mind that i was left after having a fight with my gf u can imagine mah state njoy and habe fun any help tell us

[DNR]

The problem is a real hacker is hard to profile. The real smart ones will assimulate into 'society' to hide - therefore adopting behaviors that is not really his/her own, but just a cover.
Then you have environment, society, culture, location, economics, and perhaps age differences - all of us are hackers, all of us are different, as we are supposed to be.

Some hacker might never touch a LEGO or an Ipod, but lack of completion of items on this list means nothing. It was kind of nice to see a list, in jest - of what a hacker's life is like. As its in jest, its not meant for anyone to compare or rate themselves to it.

The real measures to gauge the skill of a hacker is everywhere, how they interact with others, how they see devices, people procedures, and what they do with skills to interface with all those things. Real hackers can only be found by other real hackers, because the smart ones are hiding in plainview

DNR

[Kitchisaki]

Real hackers can only be found by other real hackers, because the smart ones are hiding in plainview

DNR

true

[3lackheart]

looks like hv to go still a very long path..xD
nice to-do list...