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Good coders code, great reuse
I'll add some more later :lol:
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Something i tend to say a lot when i can't get a code to work

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Shit.......  FUCK!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It works on my machine...

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gogeta70 wrote:Something i tend to say a lot when i can't get a code to work

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Shit.......  FUCK!

Been solving equations all day.... that quote....made my day xD
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Post by Nerdz »

I've seen a comic once:

This is what you hear when someone try to understand someone else crappy code: " oh man wtf" "This code sucks" "Ahhh man what's that"

And this is what you hear when someone try to understand good programming skills: " oh man wtf" "Ahhh man what's that"
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Learn a man to fish, you feed him for life.

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Post by skip »

how bout this. :D

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a pretty common typo on Linux systems (I guess, at least it happened a couple of times to me) which turned into my personal favorite:
shitdown -h now

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