rofl [jokes2go]

rhysh · Post by **rhysh** » 23 Nov 2008, 07:50

just read it
jokes2go.com/lists/list35.html

is funny shit

DNR says "Try to be descriptive in your posts, so we know what it is about."

Post by **ayu** » 23 Nov 2008, 08:50

I wonder if some people actually do that =/

I mean, you would get impopular on the first day of class, and make a lot of new enemies for disturbing >_<

Like

24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

I would be pretty annoyed as a teacher, having students that ruin for everyone else just to get attenttion ;/

rhysh · Post by **rhysh** » 23 Nov 2008, 21:41

aw,cmon not everyone has to like you cats,who said i liked you

nah cats ur cool i like ya

Post by **ayu** » 24 Nov 2008, 00:34

rhysh wrote:aw,cmon not everyone has to like you cats,who said i liked you

Did I say that anyone liked me? ^^

*looks around the post*

Meh, guess some people find that funny ... not me at least ;P

rhysh · Post by **rhysh** » 24 Nov 2008, 00:44

hope i didnt offend anyone here,esp cats

Post by **ayu** » 24 Nov 2008, 01:10

rhysh wrote:hope i didnt offend anyone here,esp cats

Naaah, it's nothing people would get offended by .. well, maybe teachers

rhysh · Post by **rhysh** » 24 Nov 2008, 16:57

cool,haha let me just warn ppl.

i have fucked up over my entire childhood at school since i was 5,pls dont do what i did,because im now finding it very hard to not have the det think im stupid,even my tafe teacher is complaining to them saying the work they send me if pathetic,i get sent work like this,by the way,these arent questions that ive chosen to make them sound worse,these are my average questions in my work

how many seconds in a minute=60 duh
what do you do if ur friend says he is tired=i'd tell him to sleep more,or see a doctor
what do you do if your friend says he wants to kill himslef=i got so pissed off at this one i answered"id tell him to use a shotgun not a rope because it hurts less":lol:

the problem is i did all the learning at school but just misbehaved like hell,anyways now they think im retarded :s

Still_Learning · Post by **Still_Learning** » 24 Nov 2008, 17:12

I actully had a friend who really filed 2 of his teeth down so it looked like he had vampire teeth, pretty wild..

"3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp
points."

rhysh · Post by **rhysh** » 24 Nov 2008, 17:15

yeah,but ur teeth will be fucked if its ur second set,so dont do that one unless u KNOW it is ur FIRST set of teeth

lol

Still_Learning · Post by **Still_Learning** » 24 Nov 2008, 17:20

rhysh wrote:yeah,but ur teeth will be fucked if its ur second set,so dont do that one unless u KNOW it is ur FIRST set of teeth

lol

Nope this was in high school.. lol This was back when Wu-tang clan was popular and alot of people had the gold teeth with the fangs, so instead of just getting a gold grill with fangs, he shaved his 2 real teeth to look like vampire fangs. I thought it was stupid but hey.. looked pretty cool for a year or two.. too bad his teeth are going to be like that forever now

guess its like getting a stupid tattoo

rhysh · Post by **rhysh** » 24 Nov 2008, 17:22

yeah except at least you can hide the tatoo,haha lol also he may have trouble eating xD

oh well,lol