Well, the convo went like this:
So they walk off (this all happened in a lady's back yard) and the lady yells at all 5 of us to get out of her yard. They run off and get into their car, and my friends had a wonderful idea to tell the lady what happened. (i don't like cops) So the lady called 911, but i left, my friends followed. His sister wouldn't stfu, every single car she'd be like "omg guys, they're back!!! *squeal*" I just told her to stfu and act normal. Then i'm just 3 blocks from my house and a cop pulls my friend and i over (he had a cigarette lit) And just asks us what's going on, and my buddy decides to give a whole half hour story, so i had to sit there and co-operate with the cops... *sigh*Them: I saw you was staring at us all weird n' shit as we drive by.
Them: Was you tryin to be insultin'?!
Me: I don't remember staring at anyone driving by, but maybe i was just looking at someone across the road?
*act like they're gonna attack me*
Them: Are you scared of us?? Huh??
(this is where the social engineering comes in)
Me: Yeah, i can say a bit, yeah.
Them: So you is, huh..
Them: *fake punch*
Them: Yeah, you is... heheh.
(i'd bought 3 energy drinks for my friends and i, a slimjim, and a candy bar for my mom(she asked me to) and i had about 6 bucks on me.)
Them: What's that in your pocket?
Me: A candy bar.
Them: Give me that.
Them: How much money you got???
Me: Just some change. *moves a little to prove it*
(wow, they didn't take it XD)
Them: *turn to my friend* What you gots??
Friend: Nothin, just a bag of ice and this drink
Them: *turn back to me* So why you be starin at us??
Me: Look, i didn't stare at you, but i'm sorry if i offended you in any way. I'm not here to cause any trouble, and i just need to get home.
Them: *look a bit sorry, actually*
Them: All right, but you better watch out next time, you don't be starin at people.
Anyway, i got home about an hour late, but surprisingly, all my social engineering practice payed off. I wasn't nervous a single bit while with those guys, i knew how they'd respond to anything i said, etc. It's really cool knowing you have control when they think they do...
Anyway, what's a 99 cent candy bar?