One of them, looked like this:
Now, out of pure lols, I decided to answer the E-mail with the current text:From: Ibrahim <miss_vesela@live.fr>
Hello Dear,
My name is Vesela Ibrahim. from Libya presently residing in Burkina Faso . I was impressed to seek my soul mate, and also i like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. I will be waiting for your reply so that i will give you my picture and more about me.Thanks,waiting to hear from you soonest.
Love From,
Vesela
Not thinking that I would get an answer, I prepared the removal of that forward mail from my server, to add a new one a change it on the site where I used it.Oh yes, I am so madly in love with you already from reading your passionate words.
Please do send me your picture.
But, then the interesting part happened, where I actually got a reply ...
With a picture as well ... lol
Supposed image of her (can someone scan that image and run it on Google or something?)Dearest,
Thank you very much for your Urgent mail? I am very glad to read through your mail this moment and i am admired with you. Let me write you my biography.I was born in Libya in North Africa.I am a single girl of 26 years and i do not have kids. But i am presently living in Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso,l which is neighboring country to my country due to the civil war and crisis in my Country Libya .I am presently residing here in Burkina Faso, as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country. My late father was a politician and the managing director of a Gold & Mine Ind in Libya before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my father in cold blood.It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make our way to near by country Burkina Faso, where i am living now as a refugee through United Nation Security Agency. I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I really want to have a good relationship with you,Once again, A relationship of deep feeling that will construct a mutual understanding. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my pictures and i will like to see yours,
Hoping to hear from you soon .
Yours in love,
Vesela.
So ... I have decided to continue this, and keep this E-mail for a while longer, just for fun.
Anyway, so this is my answer with the attached picture.
"Dump" is actually the name of the dummy mail that I use for random shit.Oh dearest Vesela, I am so in love with you now from reading your mail full of passion and love.
I have attached my picture that I just took with my webcam and I so do want to hear more about you.
As the sun came from behind the clouds, a burst of brilliant light caught your hair, it was haloed in front of me. You turned, your eyes flashed fire into my soul, I immediately read the words of Dostoevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I fanccccccy you.
I look forward to your next mail of fire and love.
Yours truly, Dump
And yes, the last part of the mail is a quote from Eddie Izzard.
And the image (I just googled for "muscle man webcam", to find something that would look like I took it from my cam, in case the receiver actually looks at it)
.... More to come