Well reality can sometimes be funnier than a joke.
I might as well use some fun I had while growing up.
I was working lost prevention for Best Buy, it was nighttime and a weekend. I had just caught a guy on video for shoplifting two video tapes.
My supervisor and I lead the guy into the security office as he passed the cash register. I tell the guy "Ok, look we know you have some merchandise on you, you have to pay for it or leave it here." The guy thinks a minute, and pulls out the video tapes from the front of his pants.
He then ask me "Ok, can I leave now?" I ask, do you have any ID? He says no, so the supervisor leaves the room to call the police. I say "Well, I have to fill out some paperwork for this." He looks around the room nervously, so I start filling out the paperwork, acting bored, I ask him questions. "How old are you?" He says something like 20. I ask him for an address, and it was obvious it was fake, it took too long for him to answer. The address was descriptive, rather than a street number. I then ask "What is your birthdate?" Since I knew he was lying already, I kept on talking to him "Come on, don't you know your own birthday?" I did this to keep him from doing the math with the bogus age he gave me. This goes on for 2 minutes. He comes up with a date that I calculate to be wrong. But I act bored. He then asked me, "When you are done with the paperwork can I go?" I thought for a minute, and said "Sure, when I am done with this paperwork, you can go."
We sit in the office as I write out my arrest report for about 20 minutes. The police open the office door and walk in. The bad guy looks at me and says "HEY! I thought you said I could go when you were done?!"
I smiled, and said "Yea, I did. I am done, and you are going! With Them <points at police>"
more later.
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