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[eppik]

Starting 2013 softly...

[03:40:41] <eppikk> Europe fuck yeah!!
[03:40:48] <eppikk> death to amerifags
[03:40:53] <eppikk> lol jk
[03:41:30] <ClearMushroom> YES
[03:41:36] <ClearMushroom> DEATH TO THOSE GUYS
[03:41:37] <ClearMushroom> AND
[03:42:01] <ClearMushroom> THE ONES WITH WEIRD NAMES
[03:42:10] <eppikk> Mexicans?
[03:42:13] <ClearMushroom> like Schwarztels and Von Kreign
[03:42:20] <ClearMushroom> such odd names
[03:42:28] <eppikk> Dutch?
[03:42:35] <ClearMushroom> close enough
[03:42:38] <eppikk> lol

[eppik]

The amazing adventures of the drunk finn continue...

[12:16:47] <Lundis__> guuh
[12:16:48] <Lundis__> paain
[12:16:52] <Lundis__> my back hurts
[12:16:57] <Lundis__> my shoulder is completely fucked up
[12:16:59] <eppikk> Drinking?
[12:17:03] <eppikk> did you punch something again
[12:17:03] <Lundis__> and I have no idea why
[12:17:06] <Lundis__> no
[12:17:06] <eppikk> lol
[12:17:11] <Lundis__> or at least I dont think so
[12:17:16] <eppikk> I bet you got drunk and tried to punch a fence
[12:17:21] <Lundis__> I remember I was gonna buy some beer
[12:17:24] <Lundis__> but I had my wallet at home
[12:17:25] <eppikk> haha
[12:17:27] <Lundis__> so I couldnt pay
[12:17:36] <Lundis__> then I sold beer to some other guy
[12:17:44] <Lundis__> but I was like too drunk to know the price
[12:18:04] <eppikk> wait...you sold beer, so you could buy beer?
[12:18:06] <Lundis__> and I remember that I didnt know if I was supposed to write down how many beers I sold
[12:18:11] <Lundis__> nah
[12:18:21] <Lundis__> I took some free beer instead LOL
[12:18:25] <eppikk> lol
[12:19:04] <Lundis__> woo
[12:19:07] <Lundis__> my gloves are here
[12:19:13] <Lundis__> I guess I didnt bring them to the party
[12:19:16] <Lundis__> ah...
[12:19:29] <Lundis__> I recall climbing over a door to fetch my jacket
[12:19:35] <Lundis__> I guess that could've fucked up my back
[12:19:40] <Lundis__> ...
[12:19:41] <Lundis__> wtf
[12:19:57] <Lundis__> I had the key to that bloody door ...

[eppik]

So ld-s got drunk.....

[03:12:12 ] <ld-s_> tech support is for people who cant code

Woah calm down buddy...

[02:32:41 ] <ld-s_> haha we put a lot fo potatoes in the frying pan
[02:32:50 ] <ld-s_> and poured in salt, butter and cheese
[02:32:56 ] <ld-s_> it's fucking awesome
[02:33:01 ] <ld-s_> slices potatoes*

[02:15:16 ] 18<25ld-s_> yo
[02:15:21 ] 18<25ld-s_> hahahaha
[02:15:28 ] 18<25ld-s_> amaking food while drunk is so much fun
[02:15:39 ] 19<ld-s_> eppikk: thanks for convincing me into getting drunk
[02:15:45 ] 18<25ld-s_> tomorrow I'll hate you
[02:15:58 ] 18<25ld-s_> but it might have been someone else, I dont really remember

I swear it wasnt me!
Earlier that day....

[20:49:42 ] 18<25ld-s_> I wanna get drunk
[20:49:54 ] 20<eppikk>30 dont do it man
[20:50:08 ] 18<25ld-s_> or send me some fruits
[20:50:13 ] 18<25ld-s_> I need fruits or alcohol

Proof!

[bad_brain]

[eppik]

Danger Sex stuff

[01:06:14 ] <ld-s> I dont want some fucking siri
[01:06:29 ] <ld-s> I'd make... Lana
[01:06:51 ] <ClearMushroom> we could create a realistic gel secreting vagina that run purely on water
[01:06:59 ] <ld-s> yeah
[01:07:00 ] <hd> yeah
[01:07:05 ] <ld-s> and it needs to clean itself
[01:07:08 ] <hd> implement fleshlight at vagina spot
[01:07:09 ] <hd> lol
[01:07:13 ] <ClearMushroom> Though I think a powder would work better
[01:07:18 ] <ld-s> ok, I guess I could take her to the shower
[01:07:23 ] <ClearMushroom> wait even better ld-s
[01:07:32 ] <ClearMushroom> the sperm is used
[01:07:36 ] <ClearMushroom> as a source of energy
[01:07:40 ] <ld-s> you'd clean her by having shower sex
[01:07:42 ] <ClearMushroom> bio-mechanic android
[01:07:53 ] <ClearMushroom> >clean her by shower sex
[01:07:54 ] <hd> or use it as a blueprint
[01:07:56 ] <ld-s> and she'd have built-in heat elements, so she would feel alive
[01:07:56 ] <ClearMushroom> BRILLIANT
[01:08:09 ] <ld-s> guys, maybe we should just get girlfriends
[01:08:14 ] <ClearMushroom> no
[01:08:15 ] <ClearMushroom> fuck that
[01:08:31 ] <hd> How does one simply get a girlfriend?
[01:08:31 ] <hd> lol
[01:08:44 ] <hd> One does not simply get a girlfriend
[01:08:46 ] <hd>

> [01:08:09 ] <ld-s> guys, maybe we should just get girlfriends

[Lundis]

Hahahaha, that post almost killed me. But those potatoes - they were GOOD. Apparently we (me and another guy) peeled 3kg of potatoes, and the cheese really shrunk a lot too. No wonder we couldn't finish it all.