jokes!

ss1 · Post by **ss1** » 20 Feb 2007, 07:56

post your jokes here
here is one

A man walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,
"Darling, this is the pig I have s e x with when you have a headache".

His wife is lying in bed and says, "I think you'll find that is a
sheep you idiot".

The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

Post by **bad_brain** » 20 Feb 2007, 08:20

ewww.....

Post by **Necrix** » 20 Feb 2007, 10:05

...nice

sternbildchen · Post by **sternbildchen** » 20 Feb 2007, 11:58

Superman. One day Superman is really horny and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a beach naked! He gets an idea... "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her powers. So he zooms down and does her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice. All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What the was that!?!". Then the Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"

Post by **bad_brain** » 20 Feb 2007, 12:03

good one....

Post by **alien100** » 20 Feb 2007, 12:58

horny superman good one

Post by **alien100** » 24 Feb 2007, 14:26

One day there was a 14 year old girl with as short skirt.A boy at around 16 says to her "I bet you cant clib that tree".The girl said "I can just watch".Whe she came down the boy said "You have very nice knickers"The girl got upset and told here mom her mom said "You silly girl you let that boy see your knickers"The next day the girl wore even a shorter skirt.The boy saw her and said "I bet you cannot climb that taller tree".The girl said "I can watch very closely".When she came down the boy didn't say anything but he was very happy.She told her mom again and her mom said the same thing but the girl replied.MOM THIS TIME I TRICKED HIM BECAUSE I DIDN'T WEAR ANY

Post by **Gogeta70** » 24 Feb 2007, 14:44

Lol, she must have been blonde.