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Jontebullen wrote:
neo130 wrote:
TheKingOfHearts wrote:i dont like coke ill bring some heroin

oh you are talking about the soda :P jk

we should make a nacho fountain with 6 cheeses cascading down
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lmao :P
what do you guys think about chain-letters then?

or all those mail you get from people who sign up on some "get five friends to take this offer and get a free ipod" site and then sends an email to everyone they have added on msn? this is even worse then the penisenlargement emails, i usually send some not so nice words as a reply even though it's probably someone i know :evil:
yeah chain-letters are a pain =/
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got another one today:
Israel Just Have Started World War III
I'm slightly mad now...USA and Israel...where to hell is germany? I mean, we successfully started 2 world wars already, they should give us props for that, dammit! when displaying such a lack of respect for my country I'm not willing to click on the readme.exe, sorry spammers... [-(
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bad_brain wrote:got another one today:
Israel Just Have Started World War III
I'm slightly mad now...USA and Israel...where to hell is germany? I mean, we successfully started 2 world wars already, they should give us props for that, dammit! when displaying such a lack of respect for my country I'm not willing to click on the readme.exe, sorry spammers... [-(
lol x)
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umm...I'm not sure, maybe it's a message from another planet:
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bad_brain wrote:I'm slightly mad now...USA and Israel...where to hell is germany? I mean, we successfully started 2 world wars already, they should give us props for that, dammit! when displaying such a lack of respect for my country I'm not willing to click on the readme.exe, sorry spammers... [-(
Now I look like an idiot laughing at loud in front of my desk...

Since I have a girlfriend, I have never receive a spam... coincidence... :roll:
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