Help with stalker.

toast · Post by **toast** » 26 Apr 2007, 15:10

Omg!!!! He just called me. What the hell?! I made it clear that I didn't want to talk to him.
Help!!!!
I'm loosing my cool. I'm seriously thinking of frying his compy. Just kill.
He keeps talking and coming over to me.
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He keeps coming to my car in the mornings and I shake my head as in "no I wont let you in".
You guys got any non violent advice?

Pissed off Toast.

Swan · Post by **Swan** » 26 Apr 2007, 15:14

"I am very flattered by your attention youve shown me, however, I feel a little uncomfortable and would be grateful if you could ease off a little."

Post by **ayu** » 26 Apr 2007, 15:49

Pick your nose when he sees it. Or any other disgusting thing you can think of.

Post by **CommonStray** » 26 Apr 2007, 16:24

call him a wanker

toast · Post by **toast** » 26 Apr 2007, 18:05

Whats a wanker?

But I'll try your advices. Cept picking my nose..... Thats too odd for me xD

I'll update if it doesn't work. Thanks....

T

Post by **Stavros** » 26 Apr 2007, 20:06

If all else fails, pick your poison: taser or mace

Or you could just go for a swift kick to the groin. Nothing says, "fuck off" like a swift kick to the crotch.

Post by **Gogeta70** » 26 Apr 2007, 21:41

Hmmm...

Next time he approaches you in the car, curl up into the fetal position and scream "I KNOW YOU'RE NOT REAL, GO AWAY, GO AWAY..." and act like you're close to crying. Then, if he finds a psycho bitch act attractive, make him your "psycho" bitch (hit 'em where it hurts).

Post by **pseudo_opcode** » 27 Apr 2007, 08:05

haha... i think gogeta's advice is the best... but kicking him is a bad idea.. no need to get physical until things go out of hand.
Maybe make fun of him, be sarcastic. Treat him like a loser...
If things go out of hand..."i m calling the police"

Post by **bad_brain** » 27 Apr 2007, 10:47

grab the biggest guy you know, tell him about it and ask if he can do you a favor and act as your boyfriend...and then introduce the stalker to him, not as an offense, simply "by the way". usually the fact that your "boyfriend" COULD kick his ass easily will most likely shut him up instantly...

toast · Post by **toast** » 27 Apr 2007, 12:42

gogeta70 wrote:Hmmm...

Next time he approaches you in the car, curl up into the fetal position and scream "I KNOW YOU'RE NOT REAL, GO AWAY, GO AWAY..." and act like you're close to crying. Then, if he finds a psycho bitch act attractive, make him your "psycho" bitch (hit 'em where it hurts).

LMAO, well I do sleep in my car before school starts, so yea I can pull that off. (The creepy part is, once he was watching me....smiling....... *Scary!!!*)

Hmm, well today he walked by me and didn't say anything.... So, maybe after I hung up on him (when he called me) he got the hint. But if he tries anything, I will take ya'lls advice.

The only problem about kicking him the groin is that theres really nothing to kick.

Thanks- Toast

FrankB · Post by **FrankB** » 28 Apr 2007, 02:30

gogeta70 wrote:Hmmm...

Next time he approaches you in the car, curl up into the fetal position and scream "I KNOW YOU'RE NOT REAL, GO AWAY, GO AWAY..." and act like you're close to crying.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa.

That was brillant

))

TheKingOfHearts · Post by **TheKingOfHearts** » 06 May 2007, 16:28

you never told me this.

tell that punk that he is dead when i find him

"Help with a stalker."

buy me a aluminum bat

or ill borrow from someone

seriously id fuck that kid up really bad

Post by **pseudo_opcode** » 06 May 2007, 21:53

TheKingOfHearts wrote:you never told me this.

tell that punk that he is dead when i find him

"Help with a stalker."

buy me a aluminum bat or ill borrow from someone

seriously id fuck that kid up really bad

What the hell happened to you??