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loltoast wrote:"As I walk thru the valley of death, I fear no evil. For I am the most heavily armed motherfucker in the whole goddamn valley!!"
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Mine: "The problem with the youth of america being so fucking obese is your god damned cooking with your fucking unhealthy oils! If you care about poor little Timmy, think twice before deep frying!"
~Me while addressing a cook at a local fast food restrurant (he got really pissed off... I didn't even get my meal... i had to go to stop and shop and pick-up some lunch meat to make a ham sandwich instead...)
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life is a joke you might as well laugh at yourself everyone else sure as hell is
Sex is like math...- the clothes, +the bed, /the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply
Here's a little math for you:
Me + Your Mom - Condom = You
Never argue w/ an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with expirience. Never argue w/ me, I'll drag you down to my level & beat you with a bat.
Procrastination is like masturbation...in the end you just end up screwing yourself.
Sex is like math...- the clothes, +the bed, /the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply
Here's a little math for you:
Me + Your Mom - Condom = You
Never argue w/ an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with expirience. Never argue w/ me, I'll drag you down to my level & beat you with a bat.
Procrastination is like masturbation...in the end you just end up screwing yourself.
“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”
― John Lennon
“One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.”
― John Lennon
― John Lennon
“One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.”
― John Lennon