Favorite Quotes????

toast · Post by **toast** » 02 Aug 2007, 17:34

~~The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

~~If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

~~1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

Post by **ayu** » 02 Aug 2007, 18:01

toast wrote:~~1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

ouch... x)

TheKingOfHearts · Post by **TheKingOfHearts** » 02 Aug 2007, 19:40

i still need to get laid even if i couldn't read that

F4LSE · Post by **F4LSE** » 02 Aug 2007, 22:11

TheKingOfHearts wrote:i still need to get laid even if i couldn't read that

Amen to that!!!!

shamir · Post by **shamir** » 03 Aug 2007, 15:38

"never never never give up"

Asuna · Post by **Asuna** » 03 Aug 2007, 20:35

toast wrote:"As I walk thru the valley of death, I fear no evil. For I am the most heavily armed motherfucker in the whole goddamn valley!!"

Anonymous

lol

Mine: "The problem with the youth of america being so fucking obese is your god damned cooking with your fucking unhealthy oils! If you care about poor little Timmy, think twice before deep frying!"

~Me while addressing a cook at a local fast food restrurant (he got really pissed off... I didn't even get my meal...

i had to go to stop and shop and pick-up some lunch meat to make a ham sandwich instead...)

shamir · Post by **shamir** » 04 Aug 2007, 22:39

"the joker always gets the last laugh"-the joker

mrmike · Post by **mrmike** » 05 Aug 2007, 23:28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMPA3_qqr5o

shamir · Post by **shamir** » 06 Aug 2007, 11:35

"A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus"-Martin Luther King, Jr.

Post by **computathug** » 06 Aug 2007, 12:19

beer, its been helping ugly people have sex since 1856

Post by **Big-E** » 06 Aug 2007, 16:43

Peace is maintained through the equilibrium of forces - Carl Von Clausewitz

The beginning to all modern military genius! Sun Tzu still takes the cake for all time genius, though.

shamir · Post by **shamir** » 06 Aug 2007, 18:28

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."-Mark Twain

sternbildchen · Post by **sternbildchen** » 07 Aug 2007, 08:16

"If you take the easy road, your considered lazy, if you take the hard road, your considered crazy, which one do you pick?"

shamir · Post by **shamir** » 09 Aug 2007, 22:59

"Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you." ―Darth Plagueis the wise

Oppconsulting · Post by **Oppconsulting** » 09 Aug 2007, 23:17

life is a joke you might as well laugh at yourself everyone else sure as hell is

Sex is like math...- the clothes, +the bed, /the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply

Here's a little math for you:
Me + Your Mom - Condom = You

Never argue w/ an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with expirience. Never argue w/ me, I'll drag you down to my level & beat you with a bat.

Procrastination is like masturbation...in the end you just end up screwing yourself.