gag of the day

Post by **ayu** » 31 Aug 2008, 11:19

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie¢s in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

Holytoaster4 · Post by **Holytoaster4** » 09 Sep 2008, 14:50

Still_Learning · Post by **Still_Learning** » 11 Sep 2008, 00:48

gag of the day =

how about change out your roomates deoderant with a block of cream cheese.. pour a whole thing of eyedrops out into their beer, scrub your balls with their toothbrush, there are a bunch, i guess it depends on how gritty you want to get or how much you hate the other person lol

but yeah.. i can see a divorced barbie on shelfs as sad as that is.. it would probuly sell out in the US

Nerdz · Post by **Nerdz** » 11 Sep 2008, 16:35

Hmmm I washed the toilet with my brother's toothbrush once... THAT made my day...

Post by **ayu** » 12 Sep 2008, 00:33

Nerdz wrote:Hmmm I washed the toilet with my brother's toothbrush once... THAT made my day...

O...M...F...G X_X

Holytoaster4 · Post by **Holytoaster4** » 17 Sep 2008, 13:54

dude thats not a gag that is called being a douchebag