One day the devil got tired of God always paying more attention to his son Jesus. The devil thought he was a pretty elite hacker, so he decided to challenge Jesus to a computer contest.
god thought this was a good idea too. So the contest between Jesus and the devil began..
the devil and jesus had to perform the following task before a time limit.
They had to create an active directory, create a intranet webpage, and setup several document templates - all within a 10 hour limit.
The devil was doing pretty well, he was designing his network tree, setting up containers and their users, and he already created a index page for the intranet - all the while jesus was just quitely plodding along completing his tasks.
It was 9 hours and 25 minutes into the contest and the devil was laughing - he was almost done! He was almost finished making the document templates for the office applications, and it looked like Jesus was not even finished with his website!
God did not like this. He had his buddy Thor create a power surge that tripped the breakers on both computers!
The devil was mad! He had to start over! and he looked over at Jesus to only see him calmly rebooting up his computer..
The contest was over, and Jesus won. The devil was outraged and yelled and pissed, he asked God - How is that possible, I was almost finished and even jesus had to reboot his computer too!
God looked at him and smiled only as God can - and said:
Jesus backed up his work, Jesus Saves.
DNR
Jesus vs the Devil in a computer contest
Jesus vs the Devil in a computer contest
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He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning. He reveals deep and hidden things; he knows what lies in Darkness, and Light dwells with him.
He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning. He reveals deep and hidden things; he knows what lies in Darkness, and Light dwells with him.
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computathug
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@ 2am this was a great bedtime story.hey thanks I don't take credit for it, but I heard it a long time ago - its a good story to explain _why_ everyone should backup their data..
Jesus Saves, so should you.
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Jesus Saves, so should you.
DNR
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He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning. He reveals deep and hidden things; he knows what lies in Darkness, and Light dwells with him.
He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning. He reveals deep and hidden things; he knows what lies in Darkness, and Light dwells with him.
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Big-E
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Lol
Did you also know that Jesus can't play rugby? Why you ask?
Because he has holes in his hands,
He has illegal head wear,
His father rigs the game,
Cause the jews won't pay his dues,
He's only got 12 friends,
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Jesus, we're only kidding, jesus saves, jesus saves, jesus saaaves.
Reminds me of a rugby song, adaquetly titled "Jesus Can't Play Rugby"
Did you also know that Jesus can't play rugby? Why you ask?
Because he has holes in his hands,
He has illegal head wear,
His father rigs the game,
Cause the jews won't pay his dues,
He's only got 12 friends,
...
Jesus, we're only kidding, jesus saves, jesus saves, jesus saaaves.
Reminds me of a rugby song, adaquetly titled "Jesus Can't Play Rugby"
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floodhound2
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Nice! gave me a chuckleBig-E wrote:Lol
Did you also know that Jesus can't play rugby? Why you ask?
Because he has holes in his hands,
He has illegal head wear,
His father rigs the game,
Cause the jews won't pay his dues,
He's only got 12 friends,
...
Jesus, we're only kidding, jesus saves, jesus saves, jesus saaaves.
Reminds me of a rugby song, adaquetly titled "Jesus Can't Play Rugby"
