Anyone work in a call center?

d10b · Post by **d10b** » 18 May 2006, 10:38

Does anyone here work in a call center?

FrankB · Post by **FrankB** » 18 May 2006, 14:41

d10b wrote:Does anyone here work in a call ceter?

"Hello this is Suck-o online service, can I help you ?"

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FrankN.noob

mystikblaze · Post by **mystikblaze** » 18 May 2006, 14:55

FrankB · Post by **FrankB** » 18 May 2006, 15:24

[tilititilititeeeeeeet]

...

For English, press 1
Para español, apoyar 2

...

If your question concerns your account info at Sucko's restaurant, press 3 (two times)
If your question concerns billing information at Suck-o'restaurant, press the $ sign.
If you want to speak to one of our consultants, please hold the line

... Vivaldi, Mozart, <beep> Mozart..Vivaldi...<beep>... Vivaldi....

<Bad_Brain> : "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas, WHAT!?"
<d10b>: "Hello, I.."
<Bad_Brain> "Hello?, Hell'O ? That is supposed to be my line. Whassup ?"
<d10b>: "I need more disk space."
<Bad_Brain> : "What's your username ?"
<d10b>: "d10b..."
<Bad_Brain> : typedy-tick : "Okay.., you have 4Megs, isn't that enough ?"
<d10b> "Id like have 4Megs more free space".
<Bad_Brain> : "What are you going to do with that, you haven't filled your 4Megs yet dude ??"

<d10b>: "..not your business : I want my 4Megs'
<Bad_Brain> : "Okay" type-type-typedy-type rm -R /home/d10b, "ok you have for Megs now".

<d10b>: "So that makes 8 in total ??"
<Bad_Brain> : "No, you asked 4Megs dude so you have 4 fresh Megs available now , not my business.."
<d10b>: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHH".

in courtesy of the BOFH

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FrankB.noob()

Post by **Gogeta70** » 18 May 2006, 18:22

LOL, that's pretty good. I'd fucking shoot someone if that happened to me though, lol.

sternbildchen · Post by **sternbildchen** » 19 May 2006, 06:28

I think this doesn't help him very much. ^^

But hey, d10b, for what do you need someone working in a call center?

d10b · Post by **d10b** » 19 May 2006, 11:07

FrankB wrote:

<Bad_Brain> : typedy-tick : "Okay.., you have 4Megs, isn't that enough ?"
<d10b> "Id like have 4Megs more free space".
....
<Bad_Brain> : "No, you asked 4Megs dude so you have 4 fresh Megs available now , not my business.."
<d10b>: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHH".

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FrankB.noob()

Hah.. actually in your words I asked for "more free space"!

d10b · Post by **d10b** » 19 May 2006, 11:08

sternbildchen wrote: I think this doesn't help him very much. ^^

But hey, d10b, for what do you need someone working in a call center?

I work in one and I'm working on a page for people to discuss the idiot customers they talk to everyday...

LaBlueGirl · Post by **LaBlueGirl** » 19 May 2006, 11:16

d10b wrote: I work in one and I'm working on a page for people to discuss the idiot customers they talk to everyday...

Hi. I am not in that field but here is a funny URL I came across dealing with the subject:
www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

d10b · Post by **d10b** » 19 May 2006, 11:43

LaBlueGirl wrote:
d10b wrote: I work in one and I'm working on a page for people to discuss the idiot customers they talk to everyday...
Hi. I am not in that field but here is a funny URL I came across dealing with the subject:
www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Ah yes! I remember this place... thanks, I was actually looking for the URL again to post as a link!

Post by **bad_brain** » 19 May 2006, 15:00

hehe....I really enjoy to talk to customers too....once I had to explain how to unzip a zip package, took 30 minutes.... (and I´m sure he just gave up and still don´t know how to do it):lol:

my favorite weapon when talking to stressing customers (the sort which calls almost everyday because they had another brilliant idea how to do their site) is the "hmmm-loop" where you answer most questions with a "hmmmm" followed by a pause....in most cases the customer takes over the whole conversation and after a while (talking to himself) he begins to doubt if his idea is really good and takes it back before you even gave him a real answer....and the point it that they feel like they (as my masters) have made a decision and told me (their grateful servant) what to do...

Post by **Necrix** » 19 May 2006, 16:00

mystikblaze · Post by **mystikblaze** » 19 May 2006, 16:07

sternbildchen · Post by **sternbildchen** » 20 May 2006, 03:22

Email from a friend:
"CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"

Priceless

Post by **bad_brain** » 20 May 2006, 04:45

Frank,btw,on my phoneline there´s no Mozart, Cannibal Corpse only!

suck-o.com

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