Anyone work in a call center?

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Anyone work in a call center?

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Does anyone here work in a call center?
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Re: Anyone work in a call center?

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d10b wrote:Does anyone here work in a call ceter?
"Hello this is Suck-o online service, can I help you ?"


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:lol:

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:-)

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LOL, that's pretty good. I'd fucking shoot someone if that happened to me though, lol.
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Post by sternbildchen »

:D I think this doesn't help him very much. ^^

But hey, d10b, for what do you need someone working in a call center?

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FrankB wrote::-)

<Bad_Brain> : typedy-tick : "Okay.., you have 4Megs, isn't that enough ?"
<d10b> "Id like have 4Megs more free space".
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<Bad_Brain> : "No, you asked 4Megs dude so you have 4 fresh Megs available now , not my business.."
<d10b>: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHH".


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Hah.. actually in your words I asked for "more free space"!

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sternbildchen wrote::D I think this doesn't help him very much. ^^

But hey, d10b, for what do you need someone working in a call center?
I work in one and I'm working on a page for people to discuss the idiot customers they talk to everyday...

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d10b wrote: I work in one and I'm working on a page for people to discuss the idiot customers they talk to everyday...
Hi. I am not in that field but here is a funny URL I came across dealing with the subject:
www.rinkworks.com/stupid/
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LaBlueGirl wrote:
d10b wrote: I work in one and I'm working on a page for people to discuss the idiot customers they talk to everyday...
Hi. I am not in that field but here is a funny URL I came across dealing with the subject:
www.rinkworks.com/stupid/
Ah yes! I remember this place... thanks, I was actually looking for the URL again to post as a link!

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hehe....I really enjoy to talk to customers too....once I had to explain how to unzip a zip package, took 30 minutes.... (and I´m sure he just gave up and still don´t know how to do it):lol:

my favorite weapon when talking to stressing customers (the sort which calls almost everyday because they had another brilliant idea how to do their site) is the "hmmm-loop" where you answer most questions with a "hmmmm" followed by a pause....in most cases the customer takes over the whole conversation and after a while (talking to himself) he begins to doubt if his idea is really good and takes it back before you even gave him a real answer....and the point it that they feel like they (as my masters) have made a decision and told me (their grateful servant) what to do... 8)

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Email from a friend:
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:lol:


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